Why, Miss Lauryn Wake. I do declare! Why, it wasn't an hour ago that you wrote me, and told me that you loved ME, and now I see that you have gone and Betrothed yourself to others here, Too! How fickle we are, aren't we?
Devastatingly yours, Colonel Stewart.
If you are pimping for inventors to buy your "marketing" packages, just say so, and save yourself some cut-n-paste time.